2023
pickinitup
2022
THE GRINCH PARADIGM
al capone’s grave
NO THANKS, TAKE ME ONLINE
THANK YOU MR. TREE
WELL, IT ALL STARTED WHEN
MONARCH
I THINK ABOUT PARKING HERE
A MAGICIAN STOLE MY LUNCH
ANIMALS ARE OUR FRIENDS
There was a time when I knew of every Mountain Dew
BIG! THAT’S WHAT A DINOSAUR IS
CYBER SECURITY
CATCH
THE LIST
MANTRA
OPA!
DIE HARD 2
WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
SONIC 2 HAPPY MEAL
I GET MY BEST IDEAS WHEN I’M DRIVING
PRECIOUS JEWELS
All Too Well (¼ Minute Version)
SHORT SAX
SEEN THE CENTER
LAND, AIR & SEA
ICY WATER
I GOT YOU A STAR
WHERE’S EVERYONE FROM?
SOUTH OHIO
GAMES WERE GAMES
BILLION PAGE BOOK
2021
PIT OF SNAKES
DOVETAILS
WANTED CRIMINAL
SCRATCH ‘N SNIFF
FULL CIRCLE
ASPERCREME
CLARITY MILL
LOST DOG
A HAWK AT THE DOOR
HEADPHONE BABY
BAD TIME
MANY OWLS
SAUCE MOUTH
EVERYONE KNOWS
DOGTAKE
WHY?
MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR
DOGSHAKE
PARROTS
DESTINATION
YES, CHEESE IT UP
RIBCAGE
OK BRAINIACS
ANCESTRAL KESTREL
I DREAM OF AN UNDISCOVERED SOUP
MR. LEG
I INVENTED THE LINE IN THE SEVEN
FILE FOLDER
BLACK FRIDAY IN JULY
BIG DINOSAUR PALM TREES
SEARCHING FOR A LOFI GHOST
BIRD TO SKY RATIO
NEW NAME FOR BRIDGE
IT’S JUST LUNCH
GOOD HANDS
METAPHOR
COLOGUARD
CRYPT CREEPER
AUDI
BANDIT
HOME RUN KING
LAUGHTER MOMENT
BEE STING 1000
WHAT’S UP
DR. EGG
THEY WIN
How To Fix Hard Drive On Fire
WOUNDED ANTELOPE
RETIRE AT 30
LIBERTY MUTUAL
ABUNDANT BIRDS
SODIUM WARNING
SHE’S A MANIAC
Super Nintendo World (Punches Only)
LOOSER
SECOND MOST IMPORTANT PERSON AT HAWAIIAN PUNCH
STAY IN THE SKY
FAMOUS MAN
MULTIVITAMIN
SKY FULL OF BIRDS
SUPER FRIEND CARD DAY
MEDIUM
MY BEST ADVICE
CREDIT SCORE
THEY’RE BACK
BUSINESS SECRETS
DOOFUS
WINDSHIELD
YOU SAID FOREVER
LITTLE THINGS
ER ISSUES
VR ISSUES
EYE GOT MYN
COMMENTARY COMMENTARY COMMENTARY COMMENTARY COMMENTARY
HAIRCUT
PR ISSUES
CALM REMINDER
2020
BOD
THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS
SAY SOMETHING
BREAKING UP THE BAND
THE OBJECT OF THE GAME
JAMIROQUAI
I AM AN IMPLOSION
ABANDONED FACTORY
GARFIELD HOLIDAY SPIRIT REBIRTH
HOT BRANCHES
HOT CHILI EGO DEATH
CALM MIND
KNOTS
CALL TO ACTION
MOUSE IN MY HOUSE
SPECKS OF DUST
BOAT CAPTCHA
FIRST BLACK FRIDAY
TIPTOE
dead moon jaws
LINE
SMALL
FLEX BOX
MOLOTOV
ENLIGHTENMENT
JAMES FERNANDEZ
TO GO
COWBOY HAT
TITANIC FEATS
BLOOD OXYGEN NEWSLETTER #19
BLOOD OXYGEN LEVELS
FANCY CAT
EELY FEELY
PEOPLE KNOW MOST ANIMALS
A DISTANT DAWN, A DIFFERENT DUSK
BEING A GHOST
SWEET AS HELL
PUMPKIN PAIL
PILLOW COMPANY
BIRD BRAIN
MONSTER ANALYSIS 1.0
How to Restore Permanently Deleted Files
DAYDREAM 3000
GARBAGE ARM
THINKING
TEENAGE BEEP BOOP
DOG BARK
BEE BITE
WHAT’S THE PROBLEM BABY?
THIS WORLD CAN HURT YOU
I COULD BUY A SHARK
old cusaro’s
DEAR DOLPHIN DIARY
THAT DOWNTOWN SOUND
I ANNOYED HIM
MY WHITE NOISE TAPE
MESS
CAN WE TEMPT YOU?
if i could give zero stars, i would
GOOD GAZELLE
Indeed Phone Interview Assessment
BEES
WAIT A MINUTE
LOUD NOISES DESCRIBED QUIETLY
BED REVIEW #1002
GURGAN, MY COLLEAGUE
NOW I’M DEAD
MS PAINT OF A HORSE
THIS IS WHO IS WHO
THIS IS A SCHLOTZSKY’S ORIGINAL SANDWICH
MEANT SO MUCH TO ME
SUB SANDWICH DECEIT AND INTRIGUE
LUCKY DOG
CALL OF THE WILD – OFFICIAL TRAILER
ALGORITHM
MONEY ON ME
THEY LEFT ME BLASTLESS
POGO STICKING POINT
MY BELOVED SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS
STALK
BONGO PHASE
ONE PERSON IN PARTICULAR
FROZEN 2
IN THE ZONE
BANKRUPT
2019
MY SECRET LAIR
MY SON, THE TUBIST
THANK YOU YANKEES FANS
MCMUFFIN PEOPLE
PHONE SEASON
SPACE STATION HAWK MARTHA #4 (HIGHWAY)
SPACE STATION HAWK MARTHA #3 (EGG)
SPACE STATION HAWK MARTHA #2 (CAR)
FEBREZE
SPACE STATION HAWK MARTHA #1 (SQUIRREL)
100 VIDEO VIDEO HOUR
HUMIRA
PIZZA!
MVP
Pre-Employment Assessment
BIG BURLY
SABANERO SOY BEBOP (Ronald Acuña Mix)
OPEN ROAD
MOM’S FRIEND MARY
DREAMING WHEN I
GO TO TOWN
5 MASS TRANSIT SOLUTIONS
BUFFALO WILD WINGS
MUSIC
BIRDS ARE NOTHING LIKE US
6 BLOCKS
JOB WHERE MY JOB
WELCOME
NEW YEAR
2018
LAUGHIN
SNORIN
JUMPIN
OFFICE STORY #5
i picture you in an airplane
LOVE FOODS
COLD BEER
HOMEWARD BOUND
DRYER SHEETS
COFFEE
ELEPHANT
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN – OFFICIAL TRAILER
OFFICE STORY #4
LUNAR UNLIMITED
SAME OL SAME OL
OFFICE STORY #3
CHICAGO’S MUST EAT PIES
RUBIK’S CUBE
HOUNDCON
DEMI LOVATO “BEST. COVER. EVER.”
FLO RIDA “BEST. COVER. EVER.”
OFFICE STORY #2
OFFICE STORY #1
I AM BETTOR X
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOLD MUSIC IN THE WORLD
FUNNY FEELING
OVALTINE.
KISSIN’ HIM
HUNTER
2017
JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM – OFFICIAL TRAILER
TYPES OF KNIVES
DEATH EDITS
POP TART BLUES
POP TART
maybe in a house
WHAT I LIKE MOST ABOUT MY TEAMMATES
dust-biter
PROFESSIONAL E-MAIL
FIGHT SONG
BAD DREAM
A SECRET IS REVEALED!
JURASSIC PARK
we talked for like two minutes
PONG
BILL WITHERS – LEAN ON ME
KONGOS AT BURGERFEST
PEPSI FIRE
MASK
SPECIAL FIRST VIDEO ANNIVERSARY REMASTER
all you got
EVERY DAY, IT RAINED
LET’S HEAR IT
WALL OF BLUES
A PLACE IN THE PALACE
THERE IS NO SUCH ANIMAL
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – OFFICIAL TRAILER
MEAN MCDONALDS
G D F E
doctor my own patience (music video)
JACKIE – OFFICIAL TRAILER
HOTEL RWANDA – OFFICIAL TRAILER
STEPMOM – OFFICIAL TRAILER
BONES FEELING
2016
the party in my living room
HAWK MARTHA 100th VIDEO
BEAST ZUCKERBERG ATTACK AD
BULL
DOGHEADS
FIREPOWER
BE COOL ABOUT FIRE SAFETY
NEVER WHATEVER
NATURE SHOW #3 – HAUNTED WOODS
PUMPKINS IN LOVE
THIS TIME, MAYBE (bullet time mix)
AU JUS
LOSER
a fox living under my skin
MY HEART!
REACTION TO MYSELF 2 SECONDS IN THE FUTURE
WAY DOWN
far away
face delay
BROKEN FLOWERS (music video)
NFL FILMS MUSIC
TOP 10 THINGS GOING INTO THINGS
IF YOU LOSE YOUR MAGIC TONIGHT
BEAUTY SHOW #10
EVERY THREE SECONDS SOMEONE TRIES TURKEY
WATCH: JJ Abrams Drops Huge Star Wars VIII Bombshell
RAPTOR
heather’s road
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
ADULT PIZZA
THE SHALLOWS – OFFICIAL TRAILER
FOOTBALL DUMMY
unused detroit pistons content
BEAUTY SHOW #9
MY COUSIN BIOLOGY
THE JUNGLE BOOK – OFFICIAL TRAILER
BASKETBALL DRAKE
TICKS CAN’T FLY OR JUMP
BEAUTY SHOW #8
RIDDLE OF POMPEII
2015
KIDS REACT TO THE UNNAMEABLE
HONESTY
YOU DIDN’T EXPECT THIS DID YOU
BEAUTY SHOW #7
BASKETBALL FEVER
TODDLER RANKINGS
NATURE SHOW #2 – STARVED ROCK
HULU
BEAUTY SHOW #6
RIBFEST
NATURE SHOW #1 – MILWAUKEE LION
BIKIN’
JUNGLE
BLOOMINGDALE TRAIL
IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY
BASEBALL BIRD
CHICAGO’S BEST BARTENDER
HEALTH TIPS FROM A FLOATING HEAD
GOURMET JUNCTION
GODTENT NAUSEA
BUMMER OF THE SWANS
FIND YOUR GREATNESS
THANKS BUT
NO
THANKS
10 INSANE FACTS
BEAUTY SHOW #5
EGYPT’S LAND
A BLUE SOUL
TRUE LIFE
REMOVING OBJECTS IN PHOTOSHOP
TENNIS LORDS
INFINITY SCARF
A POEM (chatbot script)
WHILE YOU WAIT FOR OUR LOVE
SUNLANDIC YING YANG TWINS
GEESEY SCIENCE
RAY DESANTO WELLNESS
BOSS WHO’S JUST A SWORD
BEAUTY SHOW #4
THE ARCHITECT (chatbot script)
FISHY SCIENCE
BEAUTY SHOW #3
YOUTUBE FOR KIDS PILOT – “JINGLE KEYS”
BIRTH OF A HARVEY
PBR
TRAVEL SCAMS
CROCKPOT UNBOXING
GUY YELLING ABOUT OBAMA
BEAUTY SHOW #2
SIMPLE CRAFTS FOR YOUR OWN HOME
THE CITY
STACEY MAE WRECKING HER SHIT
F IS FOR ROBOCOP (dollarsclosure mix)
I LOVE YOU
2014
BALL
DAMN
BEAUTY SHOW
GF DOOM SHOW
LLPJ
2012
SUBURBAN MUSIC VENUE
HAWK MARTHA 